JOURNAL — TAPE #30, SIDE #2
Q: Mark Russell Bell
The case for the involvement of ancient astronauts in the creation of Samson appears to be quite persuasive.
Indeed, there are six factors that argue for his non human nature, as delineated in the Book of Judges (13-16). Let’s list them.
First, his mother, the wife of Manoah, a Danite, was approached by an angel. Countless ufologists have speculated that angels depicted in the Bible are really extra-terrestrials.
Second, Samson’s mother had been infertile, yet the angel assured her that she would bear a son. It’s possible that an alien in-vitro fertilization technique was performed upon her, very much like the type routinely being carried out on barren women today.
Third, the angel warned Samson’s mother not to consume wine or any other alcoholic beverage. This admonition is definitely suggestive of the type of warning being issued today to pregnant women for the protection of their fetuses, indicating an advanced state of medical knowledge uncommon in the Biblical era — except possibly for advanced aliens.
Fourth, when the angel bade farewell to Manoah and his wife, he rose in a flame toward heaven. This description of his departure sounds remarkably like a modern spacecraft ascending into the atmosphere, such as a shuttle craft.
Fifth, Samson was possessed of superhuman, non-terrestrial strength not found in other earthlings. This certainly supports the theory that he had alien genetic features — and that he was indeed half-human-half extra-terrestrial, a product of sophisticated alien biomedicine.
Sixth, Samson’s renowned might derived not from his muscles, as in ordinary mortals, but from his hair. This characteristic alone persuasively argues for the hypothesis that he was indeed a hybrid being.
The case for Goliath is not as persuasive because the details on his background are rather sketchy.
But we do now that he literally stood head and shoulders above his mortal comrades, with a height of six cubits and a span.
A span is generally accepted to have measured nine inches, while a cubit ranged anywhere from 18 to 22 inches. So, Goliath was a minimum of nine feet nine inches tall and a maximum of eleven feet nine inches.
Certainly, Goliath could also have been the result of extra-terrestrial hybridization experiments with humans.
Considering that the universe is approximately 20 billion years old, aliens on some other planets could have already developed the technology for both space exploration and invitro fertilization during our Biblical period — with Samson and Goliath being the result!
Q: Yes, but, speaking from experience, the consensus that a cubit equals 18″ is not correct. Since I have the Ark of the Covenant, I know that a cubit is closer to 14″ and a span being half a cubit is not what is generally believed to be 9″ but 7″. So that would make Goliath (“SSS”) around 7′. And anyone who knows anything about history and evolution knows that over the centuries man has been getting taller. If you’ve ever been to Shakespeare’s birthplace, you know about that. So this article says that Goliath was “a minimum of nine feet nine inches tall and a maximum of eleven feet nine inches.” (“UM” “SO NOW HE”) I think that’s incorrect. I think he was 7′ tall — around there, which is still much larger than all the others back in biblical times. So that’s a very interesting article, I would say. And then there are all kinds of psychic predictions. (“ABOUT”) There’s an article about a lady who spent $5 on a painting at a yard sale and it turned out it was a painting by a famous Spanish artist named Ernesto Garame who died in a car accident. (“UM”) So now they’re valuing it at least $500,000. It makes me wonder how much my paintings (“ARE GO”) here are going to be worth. Not only the cover art for this book but also (“UM”) the Washington piece I have. (“AND NOT”) Not to mention the Declaration of Independence (“OR YOU KNOW”) or the Ark of the Covenant. (“BUT”) I mean you really can get (“YOU KNOW”) good buys sometimes at antique stores and garage sales. (“SO”) And so let’s see. I just turned the page and on page twelve there’s a (“BIG”) article: “Numerology Forecast For 1996” — “Your special numbers can add up to money, love and opportunity!” Oh my goodness, the author happens to be named Pam Bell. Hmmm. Interesting. She’s got all these pictures of celebrities and all these interesting messages — (“AND SHE HAS LIKE”) lucky numbers for celebrities and things like that. Let me turn the page. (“YEAH”) Oh, look there’s some anchor symbols in this puzzle. And hearts. Those have very strong religious meanings. And stars. That’s interesting. Next — “Shocking Secret Of Mummy’s Autopsy.” Ooh, I don’t want to read this. Below that it says,”Key clues are found that will help you live longer.” What is this? (“END IS NEAR” “UM”)
(TRANSCRIBER’S NOTE: A CARTOON BY EDGAR ARGO ON PAGE 17 FEATURES AN OBESE, BEARDED ZEALOT WITH LONG HAIR ASKING A WEIGHT LOSS CLINIC RECEPTIONIST, “HOW QUICK?” HE HAS A SIGN READING “THE END IS NEAR!”)
Q: Let’s see. (“YEAH”) I won’t bother telling you all the various articles because — oh, look, there’s “Twins score the highest possible SAT score.”
But it is Michel de Nostradamus’ incredible accuracy, not his renown, that has world leaders biting their fingernails.
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Q: It’s 1 a.m. early Saturday. I did a lot of interviewing today and now I’m going to bed. (“AND”) As I do almost every night I read poetry. And tonight I was thinking (“UH-HUH”) of all the phenomena I’ve experienced the most momentous phenomena for me has been going into book stores. (“SO”) Used book stores. And for a few dollars finding (“UH-HUH”) collections of poetry that seem to be meaningful to me and express truths about my relationship with God. Michael. It’s something I and each person must share who believes without seeing. Or with seeing. Only if you’ve found that love can you appreciate it in these poems. Even though the individual writes them, they’re far too intelligent for any person alone. They show a collaboration with the Great Creator. The Spirit. (“THIS IS THE”) The most —
(TRANSCRIBER’S NOTE: TAPE #30, SIDE #2 ENDS HERE.)